Showing posts with label Chip Wesley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chip Wesley. Show all posts

Why Andre Dawson was a Badass

February 22, 2010 | Comments (4) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

When YouTube first emerged onto the scene there were very few things I wanted to see posted more than video of the Eric Show beanball to Andre Dawson. I remember watching this game as a kid. It was one of the most unbelievable moments I ever saw. Well finally someone posted it.



Things of note that I remembered from that incident.
  • Rick Sutcliffe going apeshit and being one of the first guys out of the dugout.
  • After laying on the ground for a while, Dawson finally comes to and goes ballistic as he takes off after Show on the field.
  • After getting Show to retreat into the dugout, Dawson attempts to go down into the Padres dugout after him.
The following inning, Greg Maddux beans Benito Santiago in the back and gets ejected. Rick Sutcliffe shared his take on Maddux in that game in an article he wrote last year for ESPN discussing beanballs.
The one incident that I remember most is from 1987, when Padres pitcher Eric Show hit Dawson in the face. I wasn't pitching that day, actually a young Greg Maddux was, but I'd had a feeling that the Padres might be out to get Hawk. I even said something to him about it, telling him I didn't have a good feeling. He had hit two home runs the night before and another in his first at-bat of the game. Then, in the third inning, Show drilled him in the eye with a fastball. People may remember that I charged the mound from the dugout when that happened.

Before the game, management had told Maddux that if he didn't get the win he'd be sent down. Knowing that, as I was getting ejected for fighting, I told him to go out and get through the fifth inning to get that win he needed before thinking about retaliating. He wasn't hearing any of that. I reminded him that he needed to get that win or else he was going back to the minors. He told me he didn't care if he got another win in his whole career. And the very next inning with the lead and two out and no one on base Maddux got payback by hitting Benito Santiago in the back as hard as he could. That tells you what kind of teammate Maddux was even starting out. He got sent down the next day, but his teammates knew what kind of guy he was. People might not expect it from a mild-mannered guy like him, but he would protect his hitters as much as any pitcher I ever played with.
Awesome, so not only did that incident lead to one of the most memorable bench-clearing brawls I've ever witnessed, but it essentially gave a young Maddux his first opportunity to earn respect from his teammates.

Pitchers and Catchers Report Today

February 17, 2010 | Comments (2) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

The new season is upon us. Get excited.

TMS Shirts Final Closeout!

February 16, 2010 | Comments (3) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

In the not-quite four year span of Thunder Matt's Saloon I've been pretty low key with plugging the Thunder Matt's T-Shirt Store, figuring folks were coming here to read our writing not to get an annoying sales pitch.

Well, with less than two weeks left before we shut the lights off here and move to our new blog I'd figure this was a better time than any to finally give you an annoying sales pitch.

With the TMS Era coming to a close, the shirts at the TMS Store will be officially retired as I begin work on creating new shirts for Exile on Clark Street. This is your last chance to buy a piece of TMS nostalgia. Here are the shirts you can still get your hands on.

Centaur Approved and Purveyors of Esoterica - These are the two newest designs I created. Both of them are pretty sweet. I mean who doesn't want a shirt with a centaur on it? The only thing that is guaranteed to get you laid more is the long sleeved wolf shirt.


8-Bit Gridiron Glory and JO Sampson - Here's two shirts featuring our favorite running backs. One is the greatest video game athlete of all time, the other has served as a TMS guest correspondent over the years. Both look great on a shirt. DOUBLE LEGIT!!!!


Thunder Matt's Saloon and Ast-Raped in '88 - The Thunder Matt's Saloon shirt took on various forms over the years to match our most current site design. This is the final edition. Ast-Raped in '88 is our best-selling shirt of all-time. I find that impressive and horrifying at the same time. Note: the Rick Astley post pre-dates the RickRoll internet meme.


What About Beecake? and Tommy Buzanis - Sadly the comments to this post have been lost. What started with some cheap shots by Daft Funk at Billy Boyd turned into a barrage of angry comments and hate mail from his Fan Club. This shirt immortalizes one such angry fan's comment, referencing Boyd's band, Beecake back in Scotland. And thus "What About Beecake?" became the ultimate rhetorical question in TMS-lore. Speaking of TMS-lore, no character casts a bigger shadow than Mr. Tommy Buzanis. This shirt features an oft-uttered phrase from everyone's favorite steak-eating, fake-tanning, alcoholic divorcee.

So hurry and order now. All profits will help me buy a bootleg copy of "New Moon" on DVD.

The 2010 Chicago Cubs, Pay More for a Crappier Product!

February 15, 2010 | Comments (2) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

So individual game tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am. Next to family birthdays and my anniversary, this is one of the single most important days of the year for me. I take a day off work for this. The exhilaration of getting in to buy tickets from the virtual waiting room is an immense high for me. Yes, I know how pathetic that may sound.

So imagine my dismay when I read this article on Cubs.com.
Starting Monday, February 15th at 10am CT, fans will have first access to all Chicago Cubs 2010 regular season home games by going to Cubs.com and paying a 20% premium on the face value of the ticket.
Are you kidding me? Never mind a bleacher seat on a platinum date costs $54, and that's before getting punched in the face with taxes and fees, but now you can buy them earlier for $64.80. Nearly $65 for a general admission seat. The article does say there is a limit on how many seats will be available for pre-sale, so schmucks like me can still have the opportunity to be gouged at the normal face value on Friday.

What's more frustrating is that if you recall this piece that came out back in early December, Cubs president Crane Kenney had this little gem.
"This isn't the year to go crazy on ticket price increases," Kenney said.
I'm curious what "going crazy" is then if he doesn't consider selling a bulk of the tickets at 20% over face value a bit insane. Perhaps to Crane "crazy" meant selling an internal organ or your first born child for tickets.

Also from that December article was this snippet about the Ricketts plans for investing in the team.
What helps the team now is that the new owners, the Ricketts family, plan on investing all profits into the Cubs, which wasn't the case when the Tribune Co. was the owner.
Well that's a relief. So next season we should expect players with actual talent to be purchased with all the profits? I'll remember that when the Cubs sign yet another mediocre second basemen or right fielder next offseason.

So thanks Cubs management for finding a new way to screw the fans. I guess you guys are at least a little more straightforward this time about scalping your own tickets.

The Final Dark Days of Thunder Matt's Saloon

February 11, 2010 | Comments (8) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

It's gotten quiet in the Saloon lately. Real quiet.

Not only have we hardly been writing about the Cubs, we've hardly been not writing about the Cubs which was are M.O. for the last couple years. This I'm sure has led to the question from all four of you still reading our site. Is TMS dead?

The answer is: almost.

The lights at Thunder Matt's Saloon will be going out for good on February 28. On March 1 we will begin a new era as we open a new and improved Cubs blog called Exile on Clark Street.

I'm sure that may lead to a couple folks drudging up our failed blog Pomp Culture. Yes, we tried to ditch the whole idea of being a Cubs blog and it didn't quite work out. I assure you this will be different. For one, we will still be a Cubs blog, and two, um....I have no two.

The main purpose for Exile is that we're going to refocus our efforts on bringing more Cubs coverage yet still maintain the strange esoterica that made TMS popular for a small group of folks. In order to do that we're joining forces with two other Cubs blogs that do a great job keeping up with the latest happenings with the ball club. College of Idiots and Wasting Away in Wrigleyville will be partnering up with us for this new blogging venture.

We're pretty excited for this new site as we get back into gear for the upcoming season. For a sneak peek here's a look at the new site's header.

Hats off to Ginger Russ for the sweet design.

Anyway, my main point is business at the Saloon is definitely slow and coming to an inevitable halt, but I assure all of you to stay tuned as we get ready to launch Exile on Clark Street on March 1st.

TMS Fantasy Baseball Player Rankings 2010

February 08, 2010 | Comments (2) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

Alright, here is the full set of rankings for all positions. As with previous years, these rankings are for standard 5x5 scoring leagues.

Updated: 2/22/2010

CATCHER

RK PLAYER, TEAMRK
PLAYER, TEAM
1. Joe Mauer, MIN
16.
John Baker, FLA
2. Brian McCann, ATL
17.
Carlos Ruiz, PHI
3. Victor Martinez, CLE
18.
Ramon Hernandez, CIN
4. Matt Wieters, BAL
19.
Kelly Shoppach, TB
5. Miguel Montero, ARI
20.
Miguel Olivo, COL
6. Jorge Posada, NYY
21.
Rod Barajas, FA
7. Russell Martin, LAD
22.
Buster Posey, SF
8. Mike Napoli, ANA
23.
Jarrod Saltalamacchia, TEX
9. Kurt Suzuki, OAK
24.
Jeff Clement, PIT
10. Geovany Soto, CHC
25.
Ivan Rodriguez, WAS
11. Bengie Molina, SF
26.
Dioner Navarro, TB
12. Ryan Doumit, PIT
27.
Jesus Flores, WAS
13. Yadier Molina, STL
28.
John Buck, TOR
14. A.J. Pierzynski, CHW
29.
Gerald Laird, DET
15. Chris Iannetta, COL
30.
Carlos Santana, CLE

On the edge of the radar: Nick Hundley SD, J.R. Towles HOU, Alex Avila DET, Taylor Teagarden TEX, Chris Snyder ARI, Gregg Zaun MIL, Yorvit Torrealba SD


FIRST BASE

RK PLAYER, TEAMRK
PLAYER, TEAM
1. Albert Pujols, STL
16.
Adam Dunn, WAS
2. Prince Fielder, MIL
17.
Carlos Pena, TB
3. Miguel Cabrera, DET
18.
Billy Butler, KC
4. Mark Teixeira, NYY
19.
Michael Cuddyer, MIN
5. Ryan Howard, PHI
20.
Jose Lopez, SEA
6. Adrian Gonzalez, SD
21.
James Loney, LAD
7. Mark Reynolds, ARI
22.
Jorge Cantu, FLA
8. Justin Morneau, MIN
23.
Chris Davis, TEX
9. Kevin Youkilis, BOS
24.
Todd Helton, COL
10. Joey Votto, CIN
25.
Adam LaRoche, ARI
11. Pablo Sandoval, SF
26.
Paul Konerko, CHW
12. Kendry Morales, ANA
27.
Garrett Jones, PIT
13. Victor Martinez, CLE
28.
Nick Swisher, NYY
14. Lance Berkman, HOU
29.
Nick Johnson, NYY
15. Derrek Lee, CHC
30.
Martin Prado, ATL

On the edge of the radar: Aubrey Huff SF, Mark DeRosa SF, Russell Branyan CLE


SECOND BASE

RK PLAYER, TEAMRK
PLAYER, TEAM
1. Chase Utley, PHI
16.
Martin Prado, ATL
2. Ian Kinsler, TEX
17.
Clint Barmes, COL
3. Dustin Pedroia, BOS
18.
Kelly Johnson, ARI
4. Brian Roberts, BAL
19.
Orlando Hudson, MIN
5. Robinson Cano, NYY
20.
Casey McGehee, MIL
6. Aaron Hill, TOR
21.
Felipe Lopez, FA
7. Brandon Phillips, CIN
22.
Mark Ellis, OAK
8. Ben Zobrist, TB
23.
Akinori Iwamura, PIT
9. Dan Uggla, FLA
24.
Scott Sizemore, DET
10. Jose Lopez, SEA
25.
Luis Castillo, NYM
11. Howie Kendrick, ANA
26.
Kazuo Matsui, HOU
12. Asdrubal Cabrera, CLE
27.
Freddy Sanchez, SF
13. Ian Stewart, COL
28.
Maicer Izturis, ANA
14. Rickie Weeks, MIL
29.
Alberto Callaspo, KC
15. Placido Polanco, PHI
30.
Skip Schumaker, STL

On the edge of the radar: Adam Kennedy OAK, Chris Getz CHW, Luis Valbuena CLE, Ronnie Belliard LAD, Eric Young COL


THIRD BASE

RK PLAYER, TEAMRK
PLAYER, TEAM
1. Alex Rodriguez, NYY
16.
Chris Davis, TEX
2. Evan Longoria, TB
17.
Mark DeRosa, SF
3. David Wright, NYM
18.
Alex Gordon, KC
4. Mark Reynolds, ARI
19.
Jhonny Peralta, CLE
5. Ryan Zimmerman, WAS
20.
Casey Blake, LAD
6. Kevin Youkilis, BOS
21.
Martin Prado, ATL
7. Pablo Sandoval, SF
22.
Kevin Kouzmanoff, OAK
8. Aramis Ramirez, CHC
23.
Chase Headley, SD
9. Chone Figgins, SEA
24.
Casey McGehee, MIL
10. Michael Young, TEX
25.
Edwin Encarnacion, TOR
11. Gordon Beckham, CHW
26.
Mark Teahen, CHW
12. Chipper Jones, ATL
27.
Scott Rolen, CIN
13. Jorge Cantu, FLA
28.
Garrett Atkins, BAL
14. Adrian Beltre, BOS
29.
Mike Lowell, BOS
15. Ian Stewart, COL
30.
Brandon Wood, ANA

On the edge of the radar: Brandon Inge DET, Andy LaRoche PIT, Brett Wallace TOR, David Freese STL, Troy Glaus ATL, Mat Gamel MIL


SHORTSTOP

RK PLAYER, TEAMRK
PLAYER, TEAM
1. Hanley Ramirez, FLA
16.
Jhonny Peralta, CLE
2. Troy Tulowitzki, COL
17.
Marco Scutaro, BOS
3. Jose Reyes, NYM
18.
Alcides Escobar, MIL
4. Jimmy Rollins, PHI
19.
Everth Cabrera, SD
5. Derek Jeter, NYY
20.
Erick Aybar, ANA
6. Jason Bartlett, TB
21.
J.J. Hardy, MIN
7. Alexei Ramirez, CHW
22.
Maicer Izturis, ANA
8. Asdrubal Cabrera, CLE
23.
Cristian Guzman, WAS
9. Yunel Escobar, ATL
24.
Ian Desmond, WAS
10. Elvis Andrus, TEX
25.
Edgar Renteria, SF
11. Stephen Drew, ARI
26.
Luis Valbuena, CLE
12. Miguel Tejada, BAL
27.
Cliff Pennington, OAK
13. Rafael Furcal, LAD
28.
Brendan Ryan, STL
14. Ryan Theriot, CHC
29.
Juan Uribe, SF
15. Orlando Cabrera, CIN
30.
Jack Wilson, SEA

On the edge of the radar: Mike Aviles KC, Emilio Bonifacio FLA, Yuniesky Betancourt KC, Willie Bloomquist KC, Julio Lugo STL, Alex Gonzalez TOR


OUTFIELD


RK PLAYER, TEAMRK
PLAYER, TEAM
1. Ryan Braun, MIL
31.
Raul Ibanez, PHI
2. Matt Kemp, LAD
32.
Alex Rios, CHW
3. Carl Crawford, TB
33.
Alfonso Soriano, CHC
4. Matt Holliday, STL
34.
Denard Span, MIN
5. Jacoby Ellsbury, BOS
35.
Michael Bourn, HOU
6. Justin Upton, ARI
36.
Carlos Beltran, NYM
7. Grady Sizemore, CLE
37.
Jay Bruce, CIN
8. Jayson Werth, PHI
38.
Nyjer Morgan, WAS
9. Ichiro Suzuki, SEA
39.
Carlos Gonzalez, COL
10. Curtis Granderson, NYY
40.
Jason Kubel, MIN
11. Jason Bay, NYM
41.
Johnny Damon, DET
12. Adam Lind, TOR
42.
Brad Hawpe, COL
13. Nick Markakis, BAL
43.
Michael Cuddyer, MIN
14. Andre Ethier, LAD
44.
Julio Borbon, TEX
15. B.J. Upton, TB
45.
Ryan Ludwick, STL
16. Carlos Lee, HOU
46.
Chris Coghlan, FLA
17. Manny Ramirez, LAD
47.
Vladimir Guerrero, TEX
18. Bobby Abreu, ANA
48.
Corey Hart, MIL
19. Nelson Cruz, TEX
49.
Rajai Davis, OAK
20. Josh Hamilton, TEX
50.
Vernon Wells, TOR
21. Shane Victorino, PHI
51.
Franklin Gutierrez, SEA
22. Shin-Soo Choo, CLE
52.
Nolan Reimold, BAL
23. Ben Zobrist, TB
53.
Juan Pierre, CHW
24. Torii Hunter, ANA
54.
Dexter Fowler, COL
25. Hunter Pence, HOU
55.
Juan Rivera, ANA
26. Adam Jones, BAL
56.
Cody Ross, FLA
27. Adam Dunn, WAS
57.
Mark DeRosa, SF
28. Andrew McCutchen, PIT
58.
Garrett Jones, PIT
29. Carlos Quentin, CHW
59.
Drew Stubbs, CIN
30. Nate McLouth, ATL
60.
Jermaine Dye, FA

On the edge of the radar: Nick Swisher NYY, J.D. Drew BOS, Brett Gardner NYY, Lastings Milledge PIT, Delmon Young MIN, Kyle Blanks SD, Magglio Ordonez DET, Colby Rasmus STL, Chris Young ARI, Travis Snider TOR, David DeJesus KC, Cameron Maybin FLA, Josh Willingham WAS


STARTING PITCHER


RK PLAYER, TEAMRK
PLAYER, TEAM
1. Tim Lincecum, SF
41.
Carlos Zambrano, CHC
2. Roy Halladay, PHI
42.
Scott Kazmir, ANA
3. Zack Greinke, KC
43.
Ted Lilly, CHC
4. Felix Hernandez, SEA
44.
Edwin Jackson, ARI
5. CC Sabathia, NYY
45.
Clay Buchholz, BOS
6. Dan Haren, ARI
46.
David Price, TB
7. Justin Verlander, DET
47.
Tim Hudson, ATL
8. Adam Wainwright, STL
48.
Mark Buehrle, CHW
9. Johan Santana, NYM
49.
Randy Wolf, MIL
10. Jon Lester, BOS
50.
Jorge De La Rosa, COL
11. Chris Carpenter, STL
51.
Kevin Slowey, MIN
12. Cliff Lee, SEA
52.
Daisuke Matsuzaka, BOS
13. Josh Johnson, FLA
53.
Rick Porcello, DET
14. Josh Beckett, BOS
54.
Aaron Harang, CIN
15. Javier Vazquez, NYY
55.
Hiroki Kuroda, LAD
16. Cole Hamels, PHI
56.
Johnny Cueto, CIN
17. Yovani Gallardo, MIL
57.
Ben Sheets, OAK
18. Matt Cain, SF
58.
Jeff Niemann, TB
19. Tommy Hanson, ATL
59.
Jonathan Sanchez, SF
20. Ubaldo Jimenez, COL
60.
Derek Lowe, ATL
21. Wandy Rodriguez, HOU
61.
Joe Blanton, PHI
22. Jake Peavy, CHW
62.
Wade Davis, TB
23. Clayton Kershaw, LAD
63.
J.A. Happ, PHI
24. Ricky Nolasco, FLA
64.
Joba Chamberlain, NYY
25. Chad Billingsley, LAD
65.
Ervin Santana, ANA
26. John Lackey, BOS
66.
Joel Pineiro, ANA
27. Jered Weaver, ANA
67.
Andy Pettitte, NYY
28. Matt Garza, TB
68.
Bronson Arroyo, CIN
29. Jair Jurrjens, ATL
69.
Francisco Liriano, MIN
30. James Shields, TB
70.
Scott Feldman, TEX
31. Scott Baker, MIN
71.
Chris Young, SD
32. Brandon Webb, ARI
72.
Joe Saunders, ANA
33. A.J. Burnett, NYY
73.
John Maine, NYM
34. Roy Oswalt, HOU
74.
Erik Bedard, SEA
35. Ryan Dempster, CHC
75.
Randy Wells, CHC
36. John Danks, CHW
76.
Stephen Strasburg, WAS
37. Brett Anderson, OAK
77.
Phil Hughes, NYY
38. Max Scherzer, DET
78.
Mat Latos, SD
39. Gavin Floyd, CHW
79.
Gil Meche, KC
40. Rich Harden, TEX
80.
Brian Matusz, BAL

On the edge of the radar: Brett Myers HOU, Barry Zito SF, Kevin Correia SD, Colby Lewis TEX, Ricky Romero TOR, Homer Bailey CIN, Justin Masterson CLE, Chris Tillman BAL, Gio Gonzalez OAK, Trevor Cahill OAK, Neftali Feliz TEX, Jason Marquis WAS, Jon Garland SD, Brad Penny STL, Derek Holland TEX, Kevin Millwood BAL, Paul Maholm PIT, Jeremy Bonderman DET, Pedro Martinez FA, Aaron Cook COL, Nick Blackburn MIN, Ryan Rowland-Smith SEA, Brad Bergesen BAL, John Lannan WAS, Zach Duke PIT, Madison Bumgarner SF, Brandon Morrow TOR, Jeremy Guthrie BAL, Jarrod Washburn DET, Carl Pavano MIN, Ross Ohlendorf PIT


RELIEF PITCHER


RK PLAYER, TEAMRK
PLAYER, TEAM
1. Jonathan Broxton, LAD
21.
Frank Francisco, TEX
2. Joe Nathan, MIN
22.
Chad Qualls, ARI
3. Mariano Rivera, NYY
23.
Kerry Wood, CLE
4. Jonathan Papelbon, BOS
24.
Mike Gonzalez, BAL
5. Francisco Rodriguez, NYM
25.
Brad Lidge, PHI
6. Heath Bell, SD
26.
Leo Nunez, FLA
7. Joakim Soria, KC
27.
Matt Capps, WAS
8. Andrew Bailey, OAK
28.
Octavio Dotel, PIT
9. Brian Wilson, SF
29.
Brandon Lyon, HOU
10. Huston Street, COL
30.
Matt Thornton, CHW
11. Francisco Cordero, CIN
31.
Jason Frasor, TOR
12. Jose Valverde, DET
32.
Phil Hughes, NYY
13. Carlos Marmol, CHC
33.
Neftali Feliz, TEX
14. Trevor Hoffman, MIL
34.
J.P. Howell, TB
15. David Aardsma, SEA
35.
Matt Lindstrom, HOU
16. Brian Fuentes, ANA
36.
Kevin Gregg, TOR
17. Rafael Soriano, TB
37.
Ryan Madson, PHI
18. Billy Wagner, ATL
38.
Scott Downs, TOR
19. Bobby Jenks, CHW
39.
Jim Johnson, BAL
20. Ryan Franklin, STL
40.
Michael Wuertz, OAK

On the edge of the radar: Luke Gregerson SD, C.J. Wilson TEX, Fernando Rodney ANA, Chris Perez CLE, Mike MacDougal FLA, Joel Hanrahan PIT, Juan Gutierrez ARI, Todd Coffey MIL, Daniel Bard BOS, Mike Adams SD

TMS Fantasy Baseball Player Rankings 2010

January 31, 2010 | Comments (0) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

I'm just starting to get my positional rankings together for the new season. Here are the first drafts for Catcher, First Base and Second Base. I will have the other positions up in the coming days.

CATCHER

RK PLAYER, TEAMRK
PLAYER, TEAM
1. Joe Mauer, MIN
16.
John Baker, FLA
2. Victor Martinez, CLE
17.
Kelly Shoppach, TB
3. Brian McCann, ATL
18.
Miguel Olivo, COL
4. Matt Wieters, BAL
19.
Carlos Ruiz, PHI
5. Russell Martin, LAD
20.
Jarrod Saltalamacchia, TEX
6. Jorge Posada, NYY
21.
Ramon Hernandez, CIN
7. Kurt Suzuki, KC
22.
Rod Barajas, FA
8. Miguel Montero, ARI
23.
Jesus Flores, WAS
9. Mike Napoli, ANA
24.
Jeff Clement, SEA
10. Ryan Doumit, PIT
25.
John Buck, TOR
11. Geovany Soto, CHC
26.
Ivan Rodriguez, WAS
12. Bengie Molina, SF
27.
Buster Posey, SF
13. Yadier Molina, STL
28.
Gerald Laird, DET
14. A.J. Pierzynski, CHW
29.
Lou Marson, CLE
15. Chris Iannetta, COL
30.
Taylor Teagarden, TEX

On the edge of the radar: Jason Kendall KC, Nick Hundley SD, Dioner Navarro TB


FIRST BASE

RK PLAYER, TEAMRK
PLAYER, TEAM
1. Albert Pujols, STL
16.
Adam Dunn, WAS
2. Prince Fielder, MIL
17.
Carlos Pena, TB
3. Miguel Cabrera, DET
18.
Billy Butler, KC
4. Ryan Howard, PHI
19.
Michael Cuddyer, MIN
5. Mark Teixeira, NYY
20.
Jose Lopez, SEA
6. Mark Reynolds, ARI
21.
James Loney, LAD
7. Adrian Gonzalez, SD
22.
Jorge Cantu, FLA
8. Kevin Youkilis, BOS
23.
Garrett Jones, PIT
9. Pablo Sandoval, SF
24.
Adam LaRoche, ARI
10. Kendry Morales, ANA
25.
Todd Helton, COL
11. Justin Morneau, MIN
26.
Paul Konerko, CHW
12. Joey Votto, CIN
27.
Chris Davis, TEX
13. Victor Martinez, CLE
28.
Nick Swisher, NYY
14. Derrek Lee, CHC
29.
Nick Johnson, NYY
15. Lance Berkman, HOU
30.
Carlos Delgado, FA

On the edge of the radar: Martin Prado ATL, Aubrey Huff SF, Casey Kotchman SEA, Russell Branyan FA


SECOND BASE

RK PLAYER, TEAMRK
PLAYER, TEAM
1. Chase Utley, PHI
16.
Kelly Johnson, ARI
2. Ian Kinsler, TEX
17.
Clint Barmes, COL
3. Dustin Pedroia, BOS
18.
Martin Prado, ATL
4. Robinson Cano, NYY
19.
Scott Sizemore, DET
5. Aaron Hill, TOR
20.
Orlando Hudson, FA
6. Brian Roberts, BAL
21.
Felipe Lopez, FA
7. Brandon Phillips, CIN
22.
Alberto Callaspo, KC
8. Ben Zobrist, TB
23.
Luis Castillo, NYM
9. Dan Uggla, FLA
24.
Casey McGehee, MIL
10. Asdrubal Cabrera, CLE
25.
Maicer Izturis, ANA
11. Howie Kendrick, ANA
26.
Mark Ellis, OAK
12. Jose Lopez, SEA
27.
Kazuo Matsui, HOU
13. Ian Stewart, COL
28.
Akinori Iwamura, PIT
14. Rickie Weeks, MIL
29.
Freddy Sanchez, SF
15. Placido Polanco, PHI
30.
Skip Schumaker, STL

On the edge of the radar: Adam Kennedy OAK, Luis Valbuena CLE, Ronnie Belliard LAD, Chris Getz CHW, Jeff Baker CHC, Eugenio Velez SF

Thunder Matt's Saloon Best of 2009: Music

January 22, 2010 | Comments (12) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

Well better late than never. As we did for 2008, and 2007 and even 2006, it's time for our Best of 2009: Music list. Like before, a handful of the TMS bartenders put together a list of their favorite albums from the past year.

This year may not seem as diverse as last year but that's only because we don't have Governor X here to exclaim how great Adam Lambert and Tokio Hotel are.

Anyway, on with the lists.

Arcturus - I'm shocked to see actual new music on this list.

1. Middle Cyclone by Neko Case. I did a review of this album earlier in the year which pretty much says every thing I want to say about it. In my opinion, it's still the best album of 2009. The cover with her with a sword on the hood of a classic Mercury is pretty righteous in and of itself.

Check Out: "This Tornado Loves You", "Magpie to the Morning", "Prison Girls", "People Got a Lotta Nerve"

2. The Beatles Remasters. All of these albums are classics and the remastering job is fantastic. These recordings have never sounded as good, as least not since the vinyl era. I was really impressed by the sonic clarity, as each instrument is more sharply defined than on the 1990 CD versions.

Check Out: It's The Beatles, numbnuts. Aside from some of the dippy country covers where they let Ringo sing, it's pretty much all money.

3. The Fall by Norah Jones. Norah Jones is a big Tom Waits fan, especially of the album Mule Variations, to the point where she enlisted Jacquire King, one of the engineers on MV, to produce The Fall. King brought in some of the musicians from the album, including guitarists Smokey Hormel and Marc Ribot. The result is a slow burn of an album, with Jones's smoky voice set over an eclectic art-rock background. The more I listen to it, the more I like it.

Check Out: "Young Blood" (co-written by Okkervill River's Will Sheff), "Even Though", "Chasing Pirates", "Light as a Feather" (co-written by Ryan Adams). Also, make sure to download the Amazon bonus track "Can't Stop", which was too damn good to leave off the album, in my opinion. Also noteworthy is her subdued cover of Wilco's "Jesus Etc." from the deluxe version available on iTunes.

4. Coltrane by John Coltrane. Also known as Prestige 7105 or First Trane, this was Coltrane's first album recorded under his name for Prestige Records and released in 1957. While this was before Coltrane became a big name in jazz and before his evolution into one of the greatest jazz innovators in history, this is nonetheless a fantastic album. Coltrane's big tone is there and while he broke no new ground with this recording, it's one of my favorites of his.

Check Out: "Violets For Your Furs", "Chronic Blues", "Bakai", "While My Lady Sleeps"

5. By a Thread by Gov't Mule. The Mule's first studio album in three years. Gov't Mule have a new bass player, Jorgen Carlsson, who proves a muscular addition to the group consisting of Warren Haynes (guitar, vocals), Matt Abts (drums), and Danny Louis (keyboardist, guitar). Recorded at Willie Nelson's Pedernales Studio.

Check Out: "Broke Down on the Brazos" (featuring ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons), the traditional "Railroad Boy", "Steppin' Lightly", "Gordon James"

6. Rollin' With Leo by Leo Parker. 2009 remaster of a 1961 session, baritone sax player Parker's second with Blue Note Records. Sadly, it would be his last, as he died from a heart attack four months after recording it. The album itself is a real burner, straight ahead bop with some real swing. Parker's baritone growl is well suited for the material and the various ensembles that back him.

Check Out: "The Lion's Roar", "Rollin' with Leo", "Mad Lad", "Talkin' the Blues"

7. Bible Belt by Diane Birch. Diane Birch's debut album has a nice Carole King, blues/gospel/soul kind of feel to it. Some of the horns are even provided by members of the Blues Brothers Band. I was surprised that this was her first album, as the songs are well written and very soulful. Worth looking into.

Check Out: "Rewind", "Rise Up", "Fire Escape"


Wolter - The Top and Only Four Albums Wolter Has Heard in 2009.

Mastodon - Crack the Skye: The best "prog-drenched metal album loosely based on Rasputin's life" of 2009. Not quite as good as Leviathan, but not much else is.

Zu - Carboniferous: The best "largely instrumental metal-jazz fusion album with a Mike Patton guest appearance" of 2009. Though Patton's by far the weakest link on this one.

Art Brut - Art Brut vs. Satan: The best "Art Brut album" of 2009. They really haven't changed the formula at all for this one. But I like the formula, so I really don't care.

Assjack - Assjack: The best EVERYTHING of 2009. It's also my vote for Best Picture, Best Detective Fiction, and Best Local Pizza. Hank Williams III plays all the instruments. If you don't own and love this album, I strongly suspect you have a vagina. And that your vagina has it's own vagina. Also you are deaf. Redneck punk-metal-violence fusion. Sure, the songs all sound alike. That's the point, Sally.


Brant Brown - This music is best served while eating your daily lunch of a turkey sandwich, chips and an apple.

1) Chris Cornell - Scream: For my money, this was the most exciting release of the year. I was floored when I first heard it, as I had found his previous effort, Carry On, absolutely stale. I applaud his daring effort to throw rock convention to the side. More artists need to take chances these days. Did it work out for him? Probably not, as he was widely ridiculed. But it worked for me, and if nothing else, it may have provided the necessary kick in the ass to regroup Soundgarden for a summer tour.

2) 7 Worlds Collide - The Sun Came Out: This double album is a collaboration of original songs by Neil Finn's friends throughout the industry. Joining Finn in the effort were members of Radiohead, Wilco, Johnny Marr, KT Tunstall, Bic Runga, and Neil's son Liam and brother Tim. All proceeds from the album sales go to Oxfam. A fantastic collection of music, all geared toward a good cause. Can't go wrong with that.

3) Richard Swift - The Atlantic Ocean: Swift is solo musician and multi-instrumentalist who specializes in tight, catchy numbers that make you want to tap your feet. Drum machines and effects give the record a brittle, poppy sound that gets stuck in your head and makes you whistle. A very enjoyable album.

4) Stereophonics - Keep Calm and Carry On: Certainly not their most ambitious effort, these songs get much better with repeat listens. There may be no satisfying guitar solos, but Kelly Jones' voice lifts many of these tunes to arena-worthy rockers.

5) Wilco - Wilco (the album): Laugh if choose, call them pretentious. They make no bones about this album having cosmic importance. This is no Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, but it's not supposed to be. Jeff Tweedy brings a light, refreshing airiness to this collection of songs. There are a few really worthy lite-rock tracks found here. That's all it is, nothing more, nothing less. It's fun.

Rounding out the Top Ten...
6) White Rabbits - It's Frightening
7) M Ward - Hold Time
8) Pearl Jam - Backspacer
9) Blakroc - Blakroc
10) Flaming Lips - Embryonic

Honorable mention:
Don McGlashan and the Seven Sisters - Marvellous Year
I haven't heard this album yet, so it can't make my list. It's an import from Australia, and Amazon and Amoeba Records can't help me out in obtaining it at this time. I will keep looking for it in 2010.


The Hundley - May have just reposted his 2008 list and changed the album names.

1. Black Crowes - Before the Frost...Until The Freeze
I'm including both of the albums here. ...Until The Freeze was a free add-on when you purchased Before the Frost. Seems to me that the Black Crowes keep getting better with age. They really seem to have developed their own sound with the past few releases as opposed to the Faces-clones they were before. They even decided to "roots" it up here, specifically on the second album, which could be called a bluegrass/Americana album. An amazing tight band and album.

Tight Cuts: Good Morning Captain, A Train Still Makes a Lonely Sound, What is Home, Roll Old Jeremiah

2. Dan Auerbach - Keep It Hid
The Black Keys front-man steps out on his own here. Gone is the two-instrument arrangements of the former band, here arrive more low-key songs that are accompanied by bass, drums, and organ. Keep It Hid is surely a choice album for those that love the stoner rock genre. Consistent, looping hooks and mellow vocals will do that. An amazing tour accompanied this album as well, with Texas-based, Hacienda, stepping in as Dan's backing band.

Tight Cuts: I Want Some More, Real Desire, Street Walkin

3. Emmit-Nershi Band - New Country Blues
Take the main guys from Leftover Salmon and String Cheese Incident and put them together to make a traditional bluegrass album. A pretty basic concept, yes, but they really pull it off with aplomb. Both Drew Emmitt and Billy Nershi handle lead vocal duties for the versatile band. Acoustic guitar, mandolin, banjo, fiddle, bass guitar and some occasional drums are all that are present. Full of instrumentals, ballad-y stuff, and knee slapping jigs, hey, it's a fun album.

Tight Cuts: New Country Blues, These Days, Wait Until Tomorrow

4. Built to Spill - There Is No Enemy
If you like classic Built to Spill, then you'll be happy with There is No Enemy. Not sure what else to say. It isn't groundbreaking, it certainly isn't their best effort (though closer to the top than the bottom), but it's better than subjecting yourself to Bon Iver or Grizzly Bear. It may not rock out quite as much as some of their earlier stuff, but even this more ballad-y album still has plenty of catchy hooks and layer upon layer of guitars. Like I said, classic Built to Spill.

Tight Cuts: Aisle 13, Nowhere Lullaby, Pat

5. Bowerbirds - Upper Air
I'll admit it, I'm a homer. I went to school with the main dude, Phil Moore. Even so, this is an incredible album. Sometimes you just want to get home and chill the fuck out. When this urge has struck me in the past few months, my go-to album is Upper Air. I really like that they've added more instruments to the fold, going with violin, piano, and organ in addition to their conventional acoustic guitar and accordion. Friend or not, Phil Moore really is a poet, and he writes some great lyrics. There are no weak songs here.

Tight Cuts: Northern Lights, Teeth, Beneath Your Tree

OK, I think this is supposed to be a Top 10 list or a Top 20 list, but I'm not filling them out with description because I just don't see them being all that strong, certainly not enough to be spoken about in such an eloquent tone that I throw down. Let's say they were OK in some aspects, but nothing to brag about. You'd need beer goggles, wait, EAR-goggles to enjoy them. In no particular order:

Pearl Jam - Backspacer
Relentless7 - White Lies for Dark Times
Decemberists - Hazards of Love
Umphrey's McGee - Mantis
Yo La Tengo - Popular Songs

John Mayer - Battle Studies (Go ahead and make fun of me. Yeah, I like John Mayer!)
The Flaming Lips - Embryonic


Adam Blank - Tunes for the unemployed.

1. Yoko Ono & The Plastic Ono Band - Between My Head & the Sky: I know I have a weird obsession with Yoko Ono, and I'm going to get help. Regardless of my unnatural fixation, this is how I wish more of today's music sounded. Whether she's pouring out her aging heart in slow lounge tunes or rapping nonsensical refrains in surreal dance songs, Yoko isn't afraid to try new & different things. Somehow, the clusterfuck of textures create a cohesive album that's more insightful, experimental and downright interesting than anything made by people fifty years younger than her.

2. Sonic Youth - The Eternal: It's 2010. By now, you know whether you're a fan of Sonic Youth or not. If you aren't a fan yet, The Eternal offers nothing to convert you. If you are a fan, then you probably already know that this is easily their best album since the early 90's. After a decade and a half of mediocrity, I'm just happy that Sonic Youth finally released an album that doesn't make me feel embarrassed for them. Now, please retire before you make another NYC Ghosts & Flowers.

3. Dinosaur Jr.- Farm: Everybody is making a huge deal about this album and I'm not sure why. It sounds just like the Dinosaur Jr. I remember from high school. That's not a bad thing. It just goes to show you that distorted guitars & competent solos will never go out of style.


4. Micachu - Jewellry: The most positive thing I can say about Micachu is that she reminds of The Raincoats on downers. The simplest tracks tend to be the best. Luckily for us, she keeps most of it fairly simple.

5. Kasabian - West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum: There's nothing extraordinary about this album, but it's fun picking out their influences. Everything from Paul Revere & The Raiders and early Zeppelin to the techno bullshit of today is hinted at in their songs. It's more interesting than it is good.

6. Hope Sandoval & The Warm Inventions - Through the Devil Softly: This album makes the cut only because Hope Sandoval has the most awesomely haunting voice ever. Although both of her post-Mazzy Star albums sound pretty much like Mazzy Star albums, they lack some intangible quality that made the originals classics. As such, this isn't a bad album, but it's no Mazzy Star.

7. The Dead Weather - Horehound: This is really close to being a great album. Unfortunately, it's weighted down with too many songs full of obnoxious frat boy-style choruses that are reminiscent of the dark days of Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock.

8. Them Crooked Vultures - Them Crooked Vultures: Who knew if you took a guy from Led Zeppelin, a guy from Queens of the Stone Age, and a guy from Nirvana that you'd get the best Alice In Chains album since Facelift?

9. The xx - xx: If your album cover consists only of a giant 'X', I'm going to assume that the criminally underrated Los Angeles punk band came out with a new album, and track it down. When I finally discovered that this was some new band, I decided to give them a day in court anyway. To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure what I think of the album. The first time I listened to it, I was underwhelmed. The second time, it blew me away. The third time, I hated it. Subsequent listening evoked the same range of emotions.

10. Girls - Girls: I was lamenting how my taste in music seems to be permanently stuck in the punk/post-punk era of the 70's and 80's, and a friend suggested I go on Pitchfork to see what bands the cool kids were currently raving about. At the time, they were raving about this album. I have no idea why. Whereas I thought Kasabian was interesting because they borrowed from their influences, Girls goes out of their way to copy every nuance from their heroes and we're left with a predictable and jumbled album. But goddamn it if it isn't full of catchy songs. Fuck you, self-titled debut from Girls!

Chaim Witz - His ten favorite of 2009, aside from Cymbals Eat Guitars of course.

1. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - It's Blitz! - The punky rockers deliver a imminently danceable yet utterly rocking masterpiece. Kicks yours ass and then kisses you on the mouth, without a false note.
Choice Cuts: Heads Will Roll, Dull Life, Hysteric

2. KISS - Sonic Boom
- The face painted rockers eschew musical growth for an a throwback album of good time party rock, with blistering Ace Frehley solos not performed by Ace Frehley. If you can get past the dilemma of hearing a 60 year old man sing, "Baby feel my tower of power", you're in for a treat.
Choice Cuts: Modern Day Delilah, Russian Roulette, Say Yeah

3. Pearl Jam - Backspacer - The newly gregarious Eddie Vedder and his gang of flannel wearing Neil Young proteges deliver their best album of the decade. Upbeat and energetic, it contains the secret ingredient that was sorely lacking from their last few albums: memorable hooks.
Choice Cuts: Speed of Sound, The End, Got Some

4. Them Crooked Vultures - Self Titled - Probably not as kick ass it should be, but sometimes 'good enough' is still great. The good stuff is really, really good.
Choice Cuts: Mind Eraser/No Chaser, New Fang, Elephants

5. Julian Casablancas - Phrazes for the Young - The Strokes frontman puts together a crafty album of electro pop-rock (Strokes style), that is equal parts dance rock and music for the morning after. Beware of this post-hype sleeper.
Choice Cuts: 11th Dimension, Ludlow Street, Tourist

6. XX - Self Titled - Yet another dude/chick combo, but this one is British, ambient and not nearly as good looking as Pete and Scarlett. None-the-less, this hauntingly sparse production is chill in the best sense of the word.
Choice Cuts: Crystalised, Islands, Basic Space

7. Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix - Extremely catchy rock album from the French of all people. It loses steam towards the end but the first 3 songs are a combo not to be trifled with.
Choice Cuts: Lisztomania, 1901, Fences

8 Ace Frehley - Anomaly - Ace counters KISS with an album with fewer Ace Frehley solos than the KISS album he didn't play on, and instead delivers a (relatively) mature, polished album.
Choice Cuts: Change the World, Sister, It's A Great Life

9. Alice in Chains - Black Gives Way to Blue - No Layne Staley, no problem. AICN don't miss a beat on their latest gem, delivering the sludge-y yet melodic sound that made them everyone's favorite Nirvana alternative in the mid-90's.
Choice Cuts: Check My Brain, A Looking In View, Private Hell

10. Pete Yorn and Scarlett Johansson - Break Up - Consider it the poor man's She and Him if you must, but 'Realtor' is a perfect pop song, and the rest of the album is completely inoffensive and at times divine.
Choice Cuts: Realtor, I Don't Know What to Do, Wear and Tear

Other albums I enjoyed to an extent:

Silversun Pickups - Swoon - Choice Cut: Panic Switch
The Black Crowes - Before the Frost...Until the Freeze - Choice Cut: Been a Long Time
Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest - Choice Cut: Two Weeks

Biggest Disappointments

Muse - The Resistence
- I hoped this would grow on me, I really did. I loved Black Holes and Revelations like an adopted son, but besides Uprising, none of these songs make my privates tingle.

The Swell Season - Strict Joy - Once is one of my favorite movies of the decade, possibly ever, so I had high hopes for the follow up from Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova. Alas, it's all pretty same-y, uninspired and quite frankly, boring.

U2 - No Line on the Horizon - Apparently all of Bono's efforts went into saving Africa and not writing good music.


Chip Wesley - Because I was told putting "New Moon" down 20 times wasn't acceptable.

1. Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest: Overall an outstanding album. Hauntingly beautiful, it's a great album to relax with.

2. White Denim - Fits: More kick ass tracks from White Denim. Unlike last year's release Exposion, Fits is not compiled from various EP tracks and singles they had previously released. Therefore as an album it's much more cohesive. I highly recommend you check them out. If you hate it whatever, but at least you heard them.

3. The Rural Alberta Advantage - Hometowns: I'm sure no one will notice, or most likely care, but I had this album on my 2008 list ranked 17th. However, since it was still relatively new at that time and that it had an official U.S. release in 2009 I decided to include it again and give it the proper recognition it deserves. Definitely another one to seriously seek out.

4. Richard Swift - The Atlantic Ocean: Another great release from Swift. Who knew depressing sad bastard music could be so damn fun?

5. Radio Moscow - Brain Cycles: Seriously heavy psychedelic blues rock from a two-man outfit from the middle of Iowa. Their debut album two years ago was produced by Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys. If you dig the Keys then you'll certainly dig Radio Moscow.

6. The Dead Weather - Horehound: "It's not like the Raconteurs." That was one excuse I heard as to why someone didn't like Horehound. Seriously? Why on Earth would they assemble a new band to sound just like the one they were just in? This album is an all-around badass mix of sleazy rock and grimy blues.

7. Scott H. Biram - Something's Wrong/Lost Forever: If you haven't experienced the awesomeness of Scott H. Biram yet then it's about high time you did. This is the way I wish all country music today sounded.

8. Dan Auerbach - Keep It Hid: Speak of the devil. Auerbach's solo album doesn't steer too far from the Black Keys sound we've grown to love, but there's hints of a softer more personal side to this album that really make it a nice listen.

9. Sonic Youth - The Eternal: Honest to God fact: I have never fully listened to a Sonic Youth album until this one. I can't say I fell in love with it right away, but after a couple listens I started to realize how much The Eternal really fucking rocks. With so many indie acts doing throwbacks to post-punk 80's sounds, Sonic Youth does a throwback as well, except that it's a throwback to Sonic Youth.

10. White Rabbits - It's Frightening: Being a fan of Spoon it only seems fitting that I would enjoy this album as well. The opening track, "Percussion Gun" may well be the best song of 2009.

OK, I'm not going to bore you more with writeups for the rest of my list, so here they are in simple list form.

11. Franz Ferdinand - Tonight: Franz Ferdinand
12. Mos Def - The Ecstatic
13. The Veils - Sun Gangs
14. Beirut - March of the Zapotec and Realpeople: Holland
15. Wolfmother - Cosmic Egg
16. Royal Bangs - Let It Beep
17. Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
18. Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavillion
19. M. Ward - Hold Time
20. Bowerbirds - Upper Air

Honorable Mention:
William Elliott Whitmore - Animals in the Dark
Art Brut - Art Brut vs. Satan
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - It's Blitz!
Gomez - A New Tide
Arctic Monkeys - Humbug

Albums that I just never got around to giving them enough of a listen to rank them but would have likely made the list if I had:
The Flaming Lips - Embryonic
Langhorne Slim - Be Set Free
Heartless Bastards - The Mountain

The 'I was wrong about this album last year' Award: Fleet Foxes. I just didn't care for this album at all and noted it last year by awarding it with the Interpol Award for the band the critics adore but I don't get the big deal. Well after several more listens the album really grew on me and I would like to retract my previous statements.

2009 Interpol Award: Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix. I have this album in my top 20 I know. It's a good album but I'm seeing this make #1 on a lot of lists, even making some best of the decade lists. Seriously? It's got some great tracks on it but it's really not that much different than Oracular Spectacular from MGMT. It opens strong with some great songs but completely fizzles out in the second half of the album. I guess I just don't see how it can be considered that great when half of it seems like filler.

Biggest Disappointment: Wilco - Wilco. What's the sound of thousands of listeners being bored to death? I'm by no means a Wilco hater either. I liked Sky Blue Sky. But this last album seems to really only appeal to Brant Brown and hipster dads in their late 30s that have lost any sense of being edgy.

Best Album Reissue of 2009: Beck - One Foot in the Grave. Recorded before Mellow Gold, this awesome lo-fi basement folk gem got a deluxe re-release this year with a whole second disc full of tracks.


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